Rachel Marie Merritt
Ferris Bueller Sequel of the Day: So the Ferris Bueller “sequel” that was teased last week has been unveiled in full, and it’s… an ad for Honda starring Matthew Broderick as himself.
But it does pay homage to Ferris Bueller, which is something? And it does do a great job at selling something: The certainty that no one should ever try to make a Ferris Bueller sequel.
THIS IS DUMB. I’M ANGRY.
This is a fucking hack waste of millions of dollars.
Who likes this horse shit? ANSWER ME
I don’t know, guys. We just watched this and then bought a bunch of cars, so maybe this is actually fucking amazing.